'Oh I've already got it! Mark lands on Earth and the Lincoln Memorial is an ape! Not just any ape, but Tim Roth's character!' Planet of the Apes (2001) Director Tim Burton reinvents one of the most acclaimed and beloved works of science fiction, Pierre Boulle's classic novel 'Planet of the Apes' Burton's 'Planet of the Apes' begins with the famed original's premise, a pilot finds himself in a world turned upside down after landing on a strange planet. 'The Lincoln Memorial? Well, I guess we could come up with something.' 'No, no, no! The best part of the ending is it involves a national monument! We need an ending that involves a national monument!' 'Well, the fact that Charlton Heston realizes that this is Earth, and that humanity had already destroyed itself.' And you know what the best part of that ending was?'
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'Hey, you know what everyone remembers from the first POTA movie? That crazy ending! That's what this movie is missing. It feels like something a studio exec came up with after wandering onto the set one day. I never spent a lot of time researching the subject, but I always suspected that the ending was not part of the original script. Uuuughgghh and the ending before the stupid nonsensical ending, where everything is saved by Wahlberg's test monkey showing up at exactly the right time and place. production supervisor: Cinovation Studios. Bonham Carter (as Mitch Stone) Bill Sturgeon. hair stylist: Lisa Marie (as Mitch Stone) / hair stylist: Ms. But there are still totally kid apes playing soccer in the street wearing modern day soccer jerseys. ape makeup artist (as Vera Steinberg Moder) Mitchell Stone. Oh, and another bs plot point is that this isn't Earth in the future, but an entirely different planet in an alternate universe. Mark Wahlberg doesn't like the apes OR the people and spends the whole movie telling everyone else to go away.
Tim Roth spends 70% of the movie on wires flying himself around which looks RIDICULOUS. Also, the apes are fucking stupid half of the time and the other half they are clearly spending lots of time making each other really ornate leather kimonos to wear. Like when a little girl gets captured early on and put in a cage she just cries silently, but it seems like a baby monkey would scream and so would a human child. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade. The humans can talk and are not stupid even a little so the whole idea that they are tortured daily by the smart monkeys is insane. After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. In order to return home, Leo must outrun an invincible gorilla army led by a ruthless general (Tim Roth) in order to reach. The most annoying thing is what you mentioned PlanB. In this action-packed epic from director Tim Burton, Leo, a brash astronaut (Mark Wahlberg) crash-lands on an uncharted planet, where talking apes dominate humans. I saw the Tim Burton one in middle school and all I could remember was HBC looking like Michael Jackson.
We rented the original, this, and the james franco prequel and watched them all in one night.
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